Travelling time

So my short 6 month trip to the country of Down Under has come to an end. Here I am sitting at the airport among running people, everybody look like they are just about to drop.
I love airports. So many people, so many different lives.  But more than airports I like Airplanes.  So many comedians being joking about airplanes, and this jokes are all pretty reasonable!
A flight from Perth WA to Karratha WA(3 hours in the air). The whole flight goes through the red mars like desert.  They are offering you a LIFE JACKET…”in case of emergency”. Are you guys out of your f***ing mind?
-”Under your seat you can find a life jacket, with a cool blinking light and a whistle”
-”GREAT I’LL TAKE TWO PLEASE!”
The first thing i would want to do when falling from the sky onto the solid ground is wear the stupid life jacket and blink with lights while whistling! It’s like if a Titanic was packet with parachutes. Useless.
Oh, the lunch! On the same flight Karratha – Perth. I don’t know who decided to serve a triple bread breakky, but if i see this man I will spit in his face. Receiving my tray, all excited and BAAA: Bun with blueberries, muffin with nothing on it and … another ban, a square one. WTF??!!
Another flight, from Perth to Hongkong. I’m flying in economy class and a woman behind me is business.
Flight attendant to:
Economy class:
-”keep walking” “please straight, keep walking” “keep walking”"keep walking”
Business class:
-”Hello madam a glass of champagne?” “water?Juice?champagne?”
Economy:
-”sorry can i have some..?”
Attendant:
-”no, you have to wait until we take off, now GO BACK TO YOUR SIT!”
Is this really necessary to make us economy class people feel so miserable?!!
I love the pilots with a good sense of humor. Here is an example: pilot of one of the quantas aircrafts calls himself “Captain Hook”.
Some pilots forget that they have a microphone turned on during the flight, then you can hear all sorts of funny things =)
“We have an overweight about 200kg…Ahhh fuck it, taking off”
Some business class passengers are being funny too, as they are coming in to the airplane first, they like to sit with their legs spread apart reading a newspaper, saying with all their look “keep walking you insignificant *#@.” Most of the times this man/woman would be that person who purchased the ticked for economy and upgraded to business with Frequent Flight points that he was collecting like all his life.
Airports are cool too tho.
Incheon Airport: Staying there overnight made me honestly think that whole korea only drinking booz and smoking. The only shops that were opened were ciggies and a bottle shop. 9pm desperate for food i’ve covered about 4 km of the airport and all i found was a box of noodles from the gift shop…Damn i’m looking forward for my overnight stop this time. Hongkong Airport is absolutely great too. I walked about 3km just to get my boarding pass and to find out that my boarding gate is in the opposite end, where i just came from. Holy gracious mother fukka! Luckily i have 9 hours till my flight, so i can pretty much crawl with the speed of a snail and still get there on time.
Tday is my first time Business class experience. I’m excited like a virgin who s about to lose her purity. Bwahahaha i guess i shell get to my seat, grab the newspaper and sit with legs spread apart just to annoy economy class.
-”Champagne for madam?”
-”it’s miss you cunt, and no…Vodka please, with orange juice”
xD